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Sunday, February 11th, 2007
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9:45 pm - fucking cars anyway
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There I was driving home from Sioux City... I get about a mile and a half from the highway 3 bypass (that's about 2 miles from LeMars to the west) and my old, rotten, cranky, piece of shit of a car decides to take a giant shit on the highway(which was later determined to have been the serpentine belt breaking and flying off and eventually being deposited in fragments along the road, hence: "took a giant shit"). being that it was 11:40ish on Saturday night, i was not able to do anything but call a friend in Sioux City for a ride which was duly provided due to the great generosity of my fraternal brethren. I also called my parents to let them know that my car finally crapped itself to death. after inspection and a 30+ minute deliberation of probable cause while waiting for the afore mentioned ride i determined that the water pump, which i knew was leaking by the rancid stench of antifreeze coming through my heating ducts, seized, cracked, exploded, or all of the above. this is the only hypothesis i could come up with being that it was dark and all i could see was that there was anti-freeze everywhere and the serpentine belt was missing, presumably what was shat. funnily enough i had just changed my oil and added anti-freeze earlier in the day being that it needed done badly. (i tell you what, this is the last time i bother to fix shit in the car. everytime i try to make life a little easier on it, it craps out and makes my life a living hell).
so, i waited for the ride, they came, dropped me off at my apartment, and then woke up the next morning, and my parents came up and towed me to the mechanic, and borrowed me the truck so i can still go to work till we decide if this is worth fixing or if i am better off taking it in the butt to get a new car(well, new to me anyway).
current music: Freedom - Rage Against the Machine
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| Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
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9:28 pm - HO HO HO! please
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| Wednesday, December 6th, 2006
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11:35 pm - stupid stupid stupid
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You're probably wondering why i haven't called. actually, you're probably enjoying the uninterupted silence, but anyway, i left my cell phone charger at my parents house last weekend so i have no way of charging it till this weekend when i go get it. dammit. oh well. only a minor convenience in the modern world of electronic internetiness.
I went hunting this last weekend. it was fun. if you can call standing outside in frigid temperatures and wind for extended periods of time in hopes of shooting an animal that hasn't done much of anything wrong (unless you count eating crops, i don't. i get hungry sometimes too). none the less i'm there to shoot it, and don't really feel one bit guilty or remorseful about it. it is the way of things. shit dies, fuck it.
any who, didn't actually get one myself but there was mass carnage to the total of 19 deer. that may seem like a lot, but trust me there are plenty more where that came from that didn't bite it, and they are gonna spend the rest of the winter getting it on and next spring there's gonna be a shit ton more.
Somebody a while back was complaining about how it's immoral or some shit. i just said it's not like they are an endangered species... they said neither are people but you don't run around killing them do you? i asked them if they had been to the middle east recently. they hadn't.
okay that didn't really happen. but it would have been cool if it did. that is about what my life ads up to most of the time. woulda shoulda coulda. oh well.
Emily bought a Wii. whoopity doo. i played some Zelda. it's fun, but a bit cartoony, which is okay, but the graphics haven't really shown me anything NEXT GEN. even for a release title. granted i think it was supposed to come out on the cube and they just bumped it. still graphics blow goats, especially considering what some of the 360 games are putting out now. Not that graphics are everything, but it is disappointing to see people spend over $300 on something that they could have had on the old machine for cheaper. i haven't tried Wii sports yet, sposedly it's fun.
as for the "dongle". i refuse to call it a controller &/or nunchuk.
one its too wordy.
two i'm sure if i tried to use it like a nunchunk i'd break it.
three i didn't start playing video games because i wanted abs of steel. i started playing them because it was easier than trying to get abs of steel, and a lot more entertaining. if i'm going to have to start a work out regiment to be able to keep competitive in my video gaming, i might have to go back to watching television. and trust me, no one wants that. i'm a real piece of shit when i have to watch television for entertainment.
but all that aside it is nice to see that the new ideas that nintendo implemented are actually functional, and reasonable priced compaired to "some other people". of all the systems it is really the most interesting, if not most powerful and what not.
of course it's not technically mine cause i didn't pay for it so i retain no responsibility if it ends up sucking the big suck(that's innuendo for having no cool games to play until someone figures out how to properly code a game for good graphics and funky-doo controller scheme)
i think i'm done complaining uselessly now.
current mood:  bored
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| Saturday, November 25th, 2006
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12:08 am - WHAT?!
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Your results:
You are Spider-Man
| Spider-Man |
| 85% |
| Green Lantern |
| 80% |
| Robin |
| 75% |
| The Flash |
| 75% |
| Hulk |
| 55% |
| Catwoman |
| 55% |
| Superman |
| 45% |
| Batman |
| 40% |
| Iron Man |
| 35% |
| Supergirl |
| 30% |
| Wonder Woman |
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You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Aparently when i said i don't like flying i think they misunderstood. swinging around semi un-controlled on a piece of synthesized spider webbing is in no way a step up from flying. If anything, considering the probability of falling and not recovering, it's worse. of course, spiderman probably does have the most kicking costume of the bunch, and mary jane is freaking hot (the cartoon one not kee-irstin dumbst)
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| Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
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10:23 pm - one time....
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one time, i posted in my journal, and someone read it and it was funny. good times.
anyway, life kinda sucks right now cause emily works a lot so i have less free time. i spend most days, working, cleaning house, and taking care of natalie, and after all that i sleep, only to wake up too damn early while it's still dark out cause the freaking winter is coming (freaking winter, i hate that shit) and do everything half-assed again.
i'm slowly but surely working on the car situation. hopefully, i will have one of the two replaced by the end of the year. i got offered $3400 for a 95 lumina. i tried not to be insulted, aparently not hard enough, cause i feel like he thinks i'm a moron. especially when at best, according to kbb.com it couldn't be worth more than $2000. i think i'll offer $1200, after looking at the car of course. it seems fair, if he's gonna play the arab barter game this could get ugly.
in other news, i talked to vixen last night. her computer is still waylayed, but aparently she might be getting her brother's old laptop so hopefully she will be able to post again soon. i don't have a timeline or anything semi fluid as to if it will actually happen so don't get your hopes too high. i have my fingers crossed for her.
at any rate, i should go to bed. it's supposed to snow tomorrow (freaking snow, i hate that shit) and i should get up early so i can thaw my car.
current mood:  discontent
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| Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
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9:19 pm - the farting noise after a long silence
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i figured i'd better write something on this thing before i get mysteriously murdered or something.
it is hard to find the time to do simple things like this with my job and natalie to take care of. our apartment is slightly out of sorts constantly so i think i feel that if i were to do something cleaning would be the appropriate thing to do but i can't bring myself to do it, and therefore feel that doing something else would be a poor excuse for not doing it so i do nothing and claim exhaustion, it's not always true, but what is.
clinton got married. that was pretty sweet. it was a nice ceremony, and a good weekend away from all our problems and worries and blah blah.... i kinda looked at it as a trial run for my own wedding. got to see how everything comes together and what to avoid and what might be cool to do. actually there wasn't much to complain about. the food was freaking amazing, the decorations were nice (the candles did pose a bit of a fire hazard, but there were no major incidents, though i know clinton and several others were hoping for one, hehehe) got to stand up for my boy, got to meet some interesting people, and got to know some a little better. i suppose if i had two complaints the first would be that the 'unnamable one' was invited, showed up, and nearly ruined my evening ( i can't vouch for clint and kayla cause god knows what happened after i left.
the second thing (which is really rather minor) is that there was no dance or beer at the reception. of course, as stated it is quite minor, being that i don't need beer to have fun, and i don't enjoy dancing without beer. of course there was beer at the after reception party, so i can't really even complain about that. in all actuality i should complain at all being that after standing up in a tux for what seemed to be 10 straight hours (i don't believe it was quite that long, but i am a weiner after all) i was in no mood for dancing. so in that way it was actually a plus not having to be pressured into dancing because it is what is supposed to happen at a dance. in all actuality i feel pretty silly complaining about having a great time, especially considering that i can't imagine how much work was actually put into the whole effort by clint and kayla (moreso kayla than clint, i'm sure). and though i don't know, i think that i will soon know as i have set myself on a similar path. let me just say that vegas is looking better every day. hehehe. i'm willing to bet i will get smacked for that comment. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, it just depends on when emily sees it, my bet is i will be smacked within minutes, if not seconds of the reading of it.
it was kinda disappointing to know that derek & pat weren't coming. i haven't gotten to see derek in a while and i haven't seen pat in even longer. it would have been nice to catch up and what not, but i understand how things go. i can't say i enjoyed the ride there, and i'm in better physical condition.
anyway, i'm not surprised that my car made it the whole trip even though it is ever increasingly becoming crappier. emily's car finally got fixed that was a sweet investment. hopefully we can find another car and sell this one (or just push it off a cliff)before it poops out permanently, or we have to dump more money into it.
well i suppose that's about all for now, i'd say i was gonna make an honest effort to try to write more later, but i don't want to give you false hope that it will be real soon. i don't much like typing as i do talking (it gives me an excuse to go outside & smoke). speaking of talking i'd like to have the number at your new place BS, if i may. just email it to me or send me an email telling me to fuck off, your not my friend and you don't even like me. whatever seems most appropriate to you. hehehe
if a pubert has it's mouth open and no one is around to see, does it make a sound?
current mood:  satisfied
current music: the belly drum overture, by pubert
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| Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
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10:10 am - well, that's an improvement
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well, it's nice to say that the end of the week went better than the beginning. got to leave early on friday and then went to clint's on saturday for our annual self gratifying spandangular (i like that word.. even though it's not really a word, pretty sure i made it up cause i couldn't properly ennunciate the the tongue twister that is the monnicker for the SL 4th of July celebration, i like this better anyway). it was cool, we ate, got the magic on, and ate and exploded some small incendiary (in-sen-dee-airy, spell check is for pussies) devices. it was good. for the record clint pummeled me 5 out of 6 times in magic. the one time i won was with the white and green. the only other times i got close was because i forced him to delay the killing stroke so i could attempt to pull off a life saving manuever (it only prolonged the inevitable, though).
at any rate it was a good time. but then it always is.
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| Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
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7:55 pm - sorry, i got nothing.
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so, i think i got so excited about having the internet again that it affected my surroundings. most notably the dsl modem at work. the newspaper's internet and connected networks were disabled today. my boss called frontiernet who is coincidentally the same service i use, and asked WHY?. the douche on the other end said something about that their network went down and should be up in a few hours. the funny thing is that our newspaper is totally dependant upon the network and internet to keep everything flowing in a proper manner. so the bossman is a pissed and flipping out all day pretty much. which is usually pretty funny cause he has a similar personality and interests as my self and company. point being, it is not uncommon to hear and see things which are slightly amusing such as starwars references while troubleshooting computer problems("help me obi wan! your my only hope!" or "these are not the droids you are looking for", are quite commonplace), or quotes from funny movies or TV shows( one of my faves is the mike myers quote "you put the wrong EM-phaa-SiSS on the wrong Sih-LAH-bull"). another good one he says alot on the phone is "Is this the party to whom I am speaking?" think about it, but not too hard. all this would seem kind of odd, especially from a news editor, whose office from the hallway seems fairly ordinary and slightly political (a painting of the kennedy bros.) which is not a-typical of people in the news business (YOU CANNOT STOP US NOW, WE CONTROL YOUR MINDS THROUGH THE WORDS ON THE PAPER! MWA-HA-HA-HA!). But upon closer examination, things get a little "unique" as some would call it. as you get closer to the doorway and the office becomes more visible, you see a Klingon (specifically commander worf of NG Fame for you trekkies) figurine holding a baht-leth. and as you enter through the threshhold on the far wall not exposed immediately from the door there is an average sized book shelf with a healthy collection of simpsons toys complete with their sets (remember those? i about crapped myself when i saw that today).
not your typical "lumberg" type boss (office space is another highly quoted movie in the workplace).
at any rate back to the original story (pop quiz: do you remember what the original story was?-- i had to look too). the frontier dude said their servers were down, but i go home at lunch and check my connection and it works fine (as did some others who have service at home.) as you can imagine the bossman was slightly irked to find out it wasn't frontier's server, it was just the sentinel's service. so by the time he gets it fixed (approx. 8 hours later give or take) he's talked to seeral different frontier people, only to find out that somebody thought that the newspaper's DSL was Residential instead of the Business that is what it is supposed to be so it got switched, and they removed the ISP number we were delegated so that all the computers hooked up to our network could no longer access the internet and outside networks because we had the wrong "address", as well as no one outside being able to send us information. it's basically like trying to walk through a closed door. doesn't work so much. anyway. that was my day. it was totally f'd up cause i couldn't get half the crap done i needed to until after 4:30 this afternoon. so i was there unitl 7:30. oh well overtime pays well.
current mood:  amused
current music: System of a Down- Toxicity CD
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| Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
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10:06 pm - IM BACK! BEOCH!!
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Well well well, look who's got a highspeed internet connection now. (pubert does the happy dance). okay, now i'm just tired. this internet thingy is cool. so much to do, so little time.
i've tried to stay as 'in contact' as i could while i was san interneto (latin for: without interneto). i'm sad to find out that vixen's computer has been smote and she is all but slain from the electronic communication realm. i pray for thee, rise again! see what a lack of outside influence does to me. i get all weirdo-kooky. i can't help it, i do the same thing every week in and out and talk to the same 5 or 6 people every day (with the occasional phone call to a friend at night here and there.) and stare at computer in the corner of a defunct news paper building all the while typing and clicking my fingers to nubs. can't say i don't enjoy it though. cause i do. i know, i'm sick and i need help.
finally talked to BS the other day. thought for a while there that he'd gone and died on me and didn't have the common courtesy to tell me. hehe just kiddin. though i would hunt down your grave and drop off some kickin' memorabilia. can't tell you what. it's got to be a surprise. you'll like it. unles there is no after life. then you're just fucked.
haven't talked to clit in a while, he's too busy being smart (and growing a bird's nest on his fat head).
at any rate, i are now open for business. party on, wayne!
current mood: rejuvenated
current music: Zepplin- 'when the levee breaks'
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| Saturday, December 17th, 2005
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2:34 pm - pimp daddy gots a jobby job!
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hey everybody,
i finally re-acquired a means of employment and financial soliditudeness. i am working for the Daily Sentinel in Le Mars. it's a daily newspaper there. i'm working in the graphic design dept. which is friggin awesome considering i thought there would never be a snowball's chance in hell that i'd ever get the opportunity to work in my field of study. it's actually a lot of fun. it is increasingly stressful as i continue to be given more responsibility as i prove my capability more and more each day, but that's what i like about it. unlike my other jobs i've had it's the one job that i am actually mentally challenged at enough that i invest myself in it, as well as the fact that there isn't a lot of dead time with all the deadlines everyday. i have already had some of my ads printed and it feels quite satisfying to see your work like that. no matter how much time i spend trying to make something "look acceptable" it never looks to me to be authentic. like something you would see in a paper or magazine or whathaveyou. but then seeing it in the paper, in it's intended enviroment, makes a world of difference. it's exciting cause i've always been paranoid about thinking that my work doesn't look proffesional grade, and when i see it printed professionally it reminds me that it's not because it isn't good design, it's because the printing process makes the difference.
anyway, let me know what's going on and stuff. when people come back around for the holidays they should make sure to attempt to find the time to spend with their friends as well as the family. i hope to see you all soon.
current mood:  excited
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| Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
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12:37 am - Finally!
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so we moved emily over to galva last weekend. it was fun. if you like heavy lifting and angry mothers. but it was all worthwhile now i get to see emily and natalie every day.
i tried to call you the other day courtney, but you were on a baby sitting spree and i forgot to call again when you were supposed to be home, so i apologize. i would still like to talk to you if you could call me sometime. no biggy.
anyway, i gotta go, wish i had more to talk about but it's late and junk. and i have bills to pay and a bed to sleep in.
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| Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
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11:58 pm
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| You Are Strawberry Ice Cream |  A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.
You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream. |
well, that's dissapointing. if clint is right, we are nerds!
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| Friday, June 24th, 2005
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12:51 am - MY ASS!
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yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is the phrase of the week right there. most appropriately used for exclaiming disbelief in another's previous statement.
example:
my great aunt sends us some astronomical news about how mars is going to be the closest to the earth that is has been in like thousands of years and consequentially won't be again for another ungodly amount of time. believable enough, this kind of shit happens from time to time right? well... this 'report'(i'm not sure it qualifies as even that reliable a desriptor) states that around mid to late august (the 27th i believe, most specifically) of this year mars will be so close that it will be nearly as bright, as well as nearly equal the size of the FULL FUCKING MOON!) the full moon is the brightest object in the night sky by far, and occasionally shit does happen that is as bright as the moon, such as comets, stars expoding and what not, so that i find reasonable, that is mars being the same brightness as the full moon. but the same size? i think fucking not. realize, those of you who slept through the astronomy section of freshman science(i sympathize, it was Weinstein after all, crazy church monger...) that currently mars appears to be about the size of an every day star. it's just a little red light blinking away out there. now, mars is roughly about the same distance from us as the sun, which is about 1 astronomical unit. i think mars is closer to one and a half astronomical units, whatever. at any rate, that's a long fucking ways, considering that the sun is quite large, yet appears only a mite(yes a mite, an almost unnoticably small wood parasite) larger than the moon which is smaller than the earth. mars is about the same size as the earth, a little smaller, but close to the same size. and they are trying to tell me that fucking mars, a little planet that currently appears to be nothing more than a little red dot is going to get close enough to appear the same size as the moon?
MY ASS!
the shit you can find on the refridgerator these days.
current mood:  cynical
current music: Dark New Day - "Brother"
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| Sunday, May 15th, 2005
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11:42 pm - ....and the monkey says to the bartender...
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doesn't that sound like a set up phrase to a really crappy joke? i think so.... one of these days i'm gonna have to think up the rest of that one.
but on to more important topics.... so..... i done went and got engaged. yep, i dudit. we have not set a date yet, i assume that would be the first question or at least one of the first questions out of the majority of your mouths. (i have past experience of this)
anywho i just wanted to let you all know so that way you are in the proverbial "loop", elusive as that little rascal seems to be.
and do be assured that when a date is set you all will be informed in plenty of time to make arrangements to be in the predetermined location at the specified time so that you may witness the "un-holiness" (like seven-up, soda, but not quite pop-- not holy, but not necessarily eeville).
anyways. i'll be in touch as much as possible. love you guys. wouldn't have made it this far without you.
pubert
ps (i am remembering the bs saying something about me not being able to get married until he meets her, so he better get his ass in gear about the meeting, if i do remember correctly.)
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| Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
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2:37 pm - i thought i'd surely be killing fascists... fucking fascists!
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current mood: amused
current music: RATM- born of a broken man
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| Thursday, March 17th, 2005
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7:18 am
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 | You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).
Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.
agnosticism | | 71% | Buddhism | | 71% | Paganism | | 63% | Islam | | 54% | atheism | | 50% | Christianity | | 46% | Satanism | | 46% | Hinduism | | 42% | Judaism | | 42% | </td>
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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when i finished taking this quiz i didn't so much look at the bar graph as read the statement about my results. i wasn't displeased. i found it to be as i expected. after i posted i looked at the bar graph and realized that i was just as likely to be agnostic as buddhist. i don't really know what that means, but buddhism is one of my friendlier alternatives to christianity, the common religion of my experience. after all you never hear about a buddhist getting pissed off and clubbing someone cause they don't believe in buddhism, or because someone stole their 'holy land'. at least i haven't. tell me if i'm wrong.
i also enjoy some of the other results also. being agnostic, i'm just as likely to be a christian as i am a satanist, though i understand them to not necessarily be opposites. and the best one was i am just as likely to be a jew as i am a hindu. while the test doesn't tell me that just because these amounts are equal that they correlate, it does make me ponder why they are the same at least in my supposed probability of practice.
i also noted that there were seemingly more christianity related questions than any other, but this could just be my misinterpretation as that i have little to no experience with judaism and the muslim religions.
in conclusion, this test really changed nothing about what i believe(which wasn't a lot to begin with). not to be offensive either but i think that it needs stated that i believe the bible is an ineffective representation of what it is claimed to be. that being 'the word of god' or some such thing. i believe it is merely a tool of man used to control and maybe suppress the lesser educated and thereby turn them into subserviant beings(laymen: sheep).
i have little facts on hand to prove this, and i know i'm not the only one who has said this, but it is what i believe to be true with the information i have processed over the years.
and that's all i have to say about that. for now.
current mood:  indifferent
current music: good charlotte- little things
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| Monday, March 14th, 2005
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8:12 pm - I'll yip your yap you uppity fuck!
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this was easily the most satisfying testamajigger thingy i've ever taken. there should be more just like it. that's some funny shit.
current mood: amused
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7:55 am - The Fun of Delaying Gratification
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okay, so i lied, it's not fun. it blows ginormus chunks profusely. for that i apologize.
truth be told i know not what to say that would make you feel less pain and also be a constructive advance on a permanent solution to your all too vaguely familiar problem. (big words are fun!) i will tell you about my problem which as i see it appears to be the exact opposite of yours. (tell me if i'm wrong. i usually am. you get used to it after near 23 years of failure)
i are on the end of being waited. i know that emily is on the other side of the state waiting for me to get my shnit together so that we can be together. i know i could have her over here if only i could concentrate on what is truely important. but the real shit of it is that i have no desire to do anything else in this world other than spend time with her and natalie. looks like just another ten hoops and i'll have jumped right off the face of the planet.
(insert useful segue here)
the other night my dad asked me what it was that i wanted to do to solve all my problems(the question was actually more similar to 'when you gonna get a job?'). it really pissed me off, and not cause it's like the 80th time he's asked in the last 2 months, but because i knew that the only reason he was asking was because he couldn't stand to sit around and watch me let my life spiral into nothingness(okay that might be a little dramatic). he continued to ask me about graphic design and if i wanted to do that and blah blah blah, which i directly translated into 'why did i pay for you to go to school and not accomplish a damn thing?'
(useful nonexistant segue #2)
i was watching the way of the gun the other night and i noticed a few things i hadn't on the first viewing. 1 it's actually a kickass movie. i don't know why i hadn't picked up on it the first time (i might have been drunk). 2 towards the end there is a line given by ryan fileepay (i think words should be spelt like they are supposed to sound, maybe then people will pronounce their names correctly)
the line is. "a plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen"
i've always thought that this saying was funny being that i have always had a taste for the ironic like it was no one's business, but when i heard him say that i remembered over the last 8 years my dad saying over and over again(it was quite alot like a cutscene in a movie playing in my head) that i needed to have a plan
"you need to have a plan"
"you need to have a plan"
"you need to have a plan".... etc. etc.
this in turn made me think that i shouldn't even be trying to plan what i'm doing. cause the second i make that list, it's just list of things that arent' going to happen. it's also made me think about the future. isn't it funny how our whole lives have been spent being 'prepared for our future'. i think i've pasted that point where my highschool education should be important. i'll be damned if i've used half of it. fuckers. wasting my time. i knew it.
i applied for a job at this place which i won't mention cause it ain't important. at this place while applying i had to take a couple of tests. one of the tests i had to take was a math test. when the lady told that there was a math test my very first thought was "ah fuck i haven't done any useful math since before highschool". sure enough, there wasn't any Algebra on that fucking test. there weren't any parabular based physics, or any of that fucking NASA bullshit that they cram down your throat in school. it was fucking fractions, unit conversion, and your basic arithmatic skills. fucking assgoblins. the next math teacher i see is gonna get it. while i was taking the test i mentally noted to myself that this is one more experience i can put on my list of experiences that do not require the knowledge of radio-metric fucking dating. but i'm going to save up that information. cause who knows someday i might just get a wild hair up my ass and decide to become a geologist and fucked if you can be a geologist without knowing how to radio-metrically date some fucking dirt and shit. gotta know that fucking half-life. math in the physical world my ass. i'm telling you i don't have the physical memory to store all this useless shit information i'm not ever going to use.
okay, i may have gotten a little off topic there. in fact i completely forgot why i was responding to your post. no, wait, i know why i was responding, i'm just trying to cover up for having nothing useful to tell you. man i suck. anyway, have a nice day. i know i won't now i'm gonna be thinking about fucking parabular physics and finding half-lives and how i will in no way need those skills in the course of my life. bastards.
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| Sunday, February 27th, 2005
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8:55 pm
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Your Passion is Green |
For you, sex is always fresh and new.
You approach sex with innocence, even if you aren't as innocent as you seem!
Gentle and slow, you aren't exactly known for your passion.
But what you lack in smooth moves, you make up for in sweet charm. |
current mood:  weird
current music: none
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| Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
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10:22 pm - ARR! I'm a pirate!
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My pirate name is:
Black John Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
hey clit, since you seem to know so much about html maybe you could tell me how to fix this fucking thing
current mood:  nerdy
current music: That one dirge they always play when someone walks the plank
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